Q. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
A. Real rocks are too heavy! Q. Why are frogs always ready for St. Patrick's Day?
A. Because they're always wearing green! Q. Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
A. Because it was too far for them to crawl! Q. What do you get when you cross poison Ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A. A rash of good luck! Q. Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?
A. you never want to press your luck! Q. What's Irish and stays out all night?
A. Patty O'Furniture! Q. How did the Irish Jig get started?
A. Too much to drink and not enough restrooms! Q. What do you call a clumsy Irish dance?
A. A jig mistake! Q. How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A. He's Dublin over with laughter!
Q. Why do so many people live in Ireland?
A. Because the capital is always Dublin! Q. Where can gold always be found?
A. In the dictionary! Q. What kind of bow can't be tied?
A. A rainbow. Q. What does Ireland have more than any other country?
A. Irishmen! Q. What's big and purple and lies next to Ireland?
A. Grape Britain! Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish you a Happy St. Patrick's Day! | 
