Bethany Roberts- My Cat's Favorite Jokes and Riddles
HA! HA! HA!
I like jokes!
FAVORITE CAT and DOG
RIDDLES and JOKES!
What is a cat's favorite color?
Who helped Cinderella's cat go to
Her furry godmother!
How does a cat count?
One, mew, three!
What newspapers do cats read?
The Daily Mews!
What drinks milk, meows, and has
What is a cat's favorite party
What did the mouse say when the
cat bit his tail?
That's the end of me!
Which riddles did you think were the funniest?
This is me, Shasta, when I'm hungry!
|Shasta's Favorite Words:
||Shasta's MOST Favorite Word:
JOKES and RIDDLES!
Shasta thinks dogs are just silly. Here are
his favorite silly dog jokes:
What goes tick, tick, woof, woof?
A watch dog!
How do you find your dog if he's
lost in the woods?
Put your ear to the tree and listen for the bark!
can you tell if you have a stupid dog?
It chases parked cars!
happens if it rains cats and dogs?
You step into a poodle!
Shasta says: "A
joke a day keeps the doctor away!"
Hey, thanks for hanging around!
the Christmas Gift Shop!