Bethany Roberts' Valentine Fun


Valentine postman

Valentine Postman
If I could be a postman
For just one single time,
I'd choose to carry valentines
so lovely and so fine.
I would not mind the heavy load,
Or mind my tired feet.
If I could scatter happiness
up and down the street.
Mailman, Mailman
Mailman, mailman,
Don't delay,
Dance the rhumba 
All the way!

Roses Are Red
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you!

To My Valentine
If apples were pears
And peaches were plums,
And the rose had a different name,
If tigers were bears
and fingers were thumbs,
I'd love you just the same.

Valentine Mice

A Valentine
Frost flowers on the window glass,
Hopping chickadees that pass,
Bare old elms that bend and sway,
Pussywillows soft and gray.
Silver clouds across the sky,
Lacy snowflakes flitting by,
Icicles like fringe in line,
That is outdoor's valentine.

Cinderella (a jump rope rhyme)
Cinderella dressed in yellow,
Went upstairs to kiss a fellow,
Made a mistake,
And kissed a snake.
How many doctors did it take?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5....

If You Love Me
If you love me, love me true
Send me a ribbon, and let it be blue;
If you hate me, let it be seen,
Send me a ribbon, a ribbon of green.
A Valentine for My Best Friend
You are rotten, you are crummy,
nasty, smelly, and a dummy,
you are absolutely awful,
and your breath should be unlawful.
You are ugly, you are simple,
And your brain is like a pimple,
you should soak your head in brine. . .
5 Little Hearts
5 little hearts, all in a row
The first one said, "I love you so."
The second one said, "Will you be my Valentine?"
The third one said, "I will, if you'll be mine,"
The fourth one said, "I'll always be your friend."
The fifth one said, "Until the very end."

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