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| Thanksgiving Riddles and Jokes |
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| Q.
When did the
Pilgrims first say "God bless America?" A. The first time they heard America sneeze! |
| Q.
What are unhappy
cranberries called? A. Blueberries! |
| Q.
What's blue and
covered with feathers? A. A turkey holding its breath! |
| Q.
What's the key to
a good Thanksgiving dinner? A. The turKEY! |
| Q.
If April showers
bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? A. Pilgrims! |
| Q.
What do you get
when you cross a turkey with a centipede? A. Lots of drumsticks! |
| Q.
What would you
call a pet squash? A. Call it anything you want- it won't hear you! |
| Q.
What did the
farmer say to the green pumpkin? A. Why orange you orange? |
| Q.
Why did the turkey
cross the road? A. It was the chicken's day off! |
| Q.
When the Pilgrims
landed, where did they stand? A. On their feet! |
| Q.
hy didn't the
turkey eat dessert? A. He was stuffed! |
| Q.
What cat
discovered America? A. Christofurry Columbus! |
| Q.
What's the best
thing to put into a pumpkin pie? A. Your teeth! |
| Q.
Why
did they let the turkey join the band? A. He had the drumsticks! |
| Q.
What would you get
if you crossed a turkey with an octopus? A. Eight feather dusters! |
| Q.
What kind of
vegetables would you like for Thanksgiving dinner? A. Beets me! |
| Q.
What's round, red,
and wears a diaper? A. A baby cranberry! |
| Q.
What smells the
best at a Thanksgiving dinner? A. Your nose! |
| Q.
Why did the turkey
sit on the tomahawk? A. To hatchet. |
| Q.
Why
did the Pilgrim eat a candle? A. He wanted a light snack! |
| Q.
What
kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to? A. Plymouth Rock! |
| Q.
Why
do Turkeys gobble, gobble? A. They never learned good table manners! |
| Q.
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? A. The letter "g"! |
| Knock,
knock. Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to wait long to eat? |
| Knock, knock. Who's there? Waddle. Waddle who? Waddle I do if you don't open the door? |
| Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, I'm hungry! |
| Knock,
knock. Who's there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren't you? |