Spring Jokes and Riddles

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Q. What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
A. Spring-time!

Q. When do monkeys fall from the sky?
A. During Ape-ril showers!

Q. Can February March?
A. No, but April May!

Q. What flowers grow on faces?
A. Tulips (Two-lips)!

Q. Why is the letter A like a flower?
A. A bee (B) comes after it!

Q. What's the best day for monkey business?
A. The first of Ape-ril!

Q. Do you know all about April 1st?
A. Yes, I'm fooly aware of it!

Q. Why is everyone so tired on April 1?
A. Because they've just finished a long, 31 day March!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah body . . . April Fool's!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah fooling this time . . . it's really me!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Noah. Noah who?
Noah something?
It's still April Fool's!

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