Bethany Roberts' Valentine Fun for Kids

MORE VALENTINES 
 JOKES AND RIDDLES

Q. What did the boy light bulb say to the girl light bulb on Valentine's Day?
A. I wuv you watts and watts!
Q. What did the boy bear say to the girl bear on Valentine's Day?
A.
I wuv you beary much!I wuv you beary much, Valentine!
Q. What do you call a very small valentine?
A.  A valentiny!
Q. What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?
A.  Cauliflowers!
Q. What did the boy bee say to the girl bee on Valentine's Day?
A. You are bee- utiful!  Will you bee mine?   
Q. What did the girl bee say to the boy bee on Valentine's Day?
A.  I love beeing with you, Honey!
                                                      
Q. What did the boy whale say to the girl whale on Valentine's Day?
A. Whale you be mine?
Q. What did the buck say to the doe on Valentine's Day?
A. You're a dear!  (Deer)
Q. What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine's Day?
A. Owl be yours!
Q. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
A. I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!
Q. What did the boy drum say to the girl drum on Valentine's Day?
A. My heart beats for you!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!
 

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