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Bethany Roberts' Easter Fun For Kids: |
EASTER JOKES AND RIDDLES
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| Q. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A. He was having a bad hare day! Q. How does the Easter bunny keep his fur neat? Q. What kind of books do rabbits like? Q. What do you call a dumb bunny? |
| Q. Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a good joke? A. It might crack up!
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| Q. Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose? A. Because the powder puff is on the other end! Q. How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? Q. How does a rabbit keep his fur looking good? Q. What did the rabbits do after their wedding? |
| Q. What did one colored egg say to the other? A. "Heard any good yolks lately?"
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| Q. What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? A. The Easter Bunana! |
| Q. How do you catch the Easter Bunny? A. Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot! Q. How do you make a rabbit stew? Q. How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? |
| Q. A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why? A. The baby chick was a little cheeper! (cheaper)
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| Q. Why did the Easter egg hide? A. He was a little chicken! |
| Q. What's a rabbit's favorite dance? A. The bunny hop! |
| Q. What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes? A. A funny bunny! |
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