Bethany Roberts' Christmas Fun for Kids: Jokes and Riddles
Jolly Jokes & Riddles
|Q. Why did Santa have three gardens?|
A. So he could hoe, hoe, hoe!
|Q. What did the cow say on Christmas morning?|
A. Mooo-ry Christmas!
|Q. What goes ho-ho-swoosh? Ho-ho-swoosh?|
A. Santa caught in a revolving door!
|Q. What is the end of Christmas?|
A. The letter s!
|Q. What do you call a flamingo at the North Pole?|
|Q. What did one angel say to the other?|
A. Halo there!
|Q. What did Santa Claus say to Mrs. Claus when he looked out the window?|
A. It looks like rain, dear! (rein-deer)
|Q. What is the difference between the alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?|
A. The Christmas alphabet has No L! (Noel)
|Q. What did the big candle say to the little candle?|
A. I'm going out tonight!
|Q. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?|
A. Thanks, I'll never part with it!
Q. What did the buck say to the doe on Christmas Day?
|Q. How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?|
A. Merry Christmas to ewe!
|Q. How do Mexican sheep say Merry Christmas?|
A. Fleece Navidad!
|Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?|
|Q. What do snowmen eat for lunch?|
|Q. What kind of ball doesn't bounce?|
A. A snowball!
|Q. Who delivers presents to good little baby sharks at Christmas?|
A. Santa Jaws!
|Q. Who delivers presents to good little baby kitties at Christmas?|
A. Santa Paws!
|Q. What do monkeys sing at Christmas?|
|A. What do reindeer have that no other animal on earth has?|
|Q. What's red and green and guides Santa's sleigh?|
A. Rudolph the red-nosed pickle!
|Q. How do you know if there's a reindeer in your refrigerator?|
A. Look for hoofprints in the butter!
|Q. Why did the Christmas cookie go to the doctor?|
A. It was feeling crummy!
|Q. Why did Santa push his bed into the fireplace?|
A. He wanted to sleep like a log!
|Q. What goes OH, OH, OH?|
A. Santa walking backwards!