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| Q. What party game do rabbits like to play? A. Musical Hares! |
| Q. How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? A. He has a whale of a party! |
Q. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday? |
| Q. What do you say to a canary on its birthday? A. Happy bird-day! |
| Q. What do you say to a puppy on its birthday? A. Happy bark-day! |
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| Q. Why did Tommy hit his birthday cake with a hammer? A. It was a pound cake! |
| Q. Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? A. It was a marble cake! |
| Q. Why did Susan stand on her head at the birthday party? A. They were having upside-down cake! |
| Q. What is the left side of a birthday cake? A. The side that's not eaten! |
| Q. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? A. Because it was feeling crumby! |
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| Q. What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? A. Angel food cake! |
| Q. What did the ice cream say to the birthday cake? A. Hey, what's eating you? |
| Q. What did the birthday cake say to the ice cream? A. You're cool! |
| Q. What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? A. Cake and mice cream! |
| Q. What did the elephant wish for on his birthday? A. A trunkful of presents! |
| Knock-knock! Who's there? Wanda! Wanda who? Wanda wish you a happy birthday! |
| Q. What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? A. Hi, Buster! |
| Q. What did the birthday balloon say to the porcupine? A. Hi, Pop! |
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| Q. What does every birthday end with? A. Y! |
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