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Birthday Fun for Kids

     birthday jokes and riddles
Birthday Jokes and Riddles

Q. What party game do rabbits like to play?
A.  Musical Hares!
Q.  How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
A.  He has a whale of a party!

Q.  What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
A.  Thanks.  I'll never part with it!

Q.  What do you say to a canary on its birthday?
A.  Happy bird-day!
Q.  What do you say to a puppy on its birthday?
A.  Happy bark-day!

I like birthdays!

Q.  Why did Tommy hit his birthday cake with a hammer?
A.   It was a pound cake!
Q.  Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
A.  It was a marble cake!
Q.  Why did Susan stand on her head at the birthday party?
A.  They were having upside-down cake!
Q.  What is the left side of a birthday cake?
A.  The side that's not eaten!
Q.  Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
A.  Because it was feeling crumby!

blow out the candles on the birthday cake

Q.  What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
A.  Angel food cake!
Q.  What did the ice cream say to the birthday cake?
A.  Hey, what's eating you?
Q.  What did the birthday cake say to the ice cream?
A.  You're cool!
Q.  What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
A.  Cake and mice cream!
Q. What did the elephant wish for on his birthday?
A.  A trunkful of presents!
Who's there?
Wanda who?
Wanda wish you a happy birthday!
Q.  What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
A.  Hi, Buster!
Q.  What did the birthday balloon say to the porcupine?
A.  Hi, Pop!

birthday balloon

Q.  What does every birthday end with?
A.  Y!

                                               happy birthday!

happy birthday!




happy birthday!