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Q. What was the average age of a cave man? A. Stone Age! |
Q. What goes up and never comes down? |
| Q. What do you always get on your birthday? A. Another year older! |
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| Q. Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one? A. No, they both burn shorter! |
| Q. What did one candle say to the other? A. Don't birthdays burn you up? |
| Q. Why do we put candles on top of a cake? A. It's too hard to put them on the bottom! |
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| "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." "Next time don't eat the candles." |
| Knock-knock! Who's there? Abby! Abby who? Abby Birthday to you! |
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| Q. What do you say to a cow on her birthday? A. Happy Birthday to Moo! |
| Q. What do you say to a cat on her birthday? A. Happy birthday to mew! |
| Q. What do you give a 900 pound gorilla for his birthday? A. I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it! |
Birthday Gift Shop- birthday gifts for all ages |
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