Q. What was the average age of a cave man?
A. Stone Age!
Q. What goes up and never comes down?
|Q. What do you always get on your birthday?|
A. Another year older!
|Q. Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one?|
A. No, they both burn shorter!
|Q. What did one candle say to the other?|
A. Don't birthdays burn you up?
|Q. Why do we put candles on top of a cake?|
A. It's too hard to put them on the bottom!
|"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."|
"Next time don't eat the candles."
Abby Birthday to you!
|Q. What do you say to a cow on her birthday?|
A. Happy Birthday to Moo!
|Q. What do you say to a cat on her birthday?|
A. Happy birthday to mew!
|Q. What do you give a 900 pound gorilla for his birthday?|
A. I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!