Bethany Roberts' Valentines Day Fun for Kids

AND MORE VALENTINES 
 JOKES AND RIDDLES

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss!

SMACK! HAPPY VALENTINE' S DAY!

 
Q. What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
A. I'm stuck on you!
Q. What did the boy snake say to the girl snake on Valentine's Day?
A. Give me a hug and a hiss, honey!
Q.  What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine's Day?
A.  I love ewe!
Q.  What did the girl sheep say to the boy sheep on Valentine's Day?
A.  You're not so baaaaaa-d yourself!
Q. What did the farmer give his wife on Valentine's Day?
A. Hogs and kisses!
Q. What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?
A. Ughs and kisses!
Q. What two words have a thousand letters in them?
A. Post Office!
Q. Why did the boy jump up and down on his valentine card?
A. He heard he had to stamp letters!
Q. What do you call it when everybody goes to the post office at the same time?
A. A stamp-ede!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke, I got a Valentine!

 

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